Stranger Danger: Identifying which singer will try to touch you someplace your swimsuit covers


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Not to be a jerk or anything, but when it’s 134 degrees outside and you’ve just gotten home from a show in some unventilated basement where the walls were sweating more than you, you (I mean, I) start wondering why the only lead singers that get all in your face and want to dance with you are some of the sweatiest/baldest/fattest in indie rock. It takes a lot for me to be in the mood for interaction, and it takes a lot lot more for me to want some singer to touch my butt or put his/her boobs/crotch in my face. I think that this interaction can be (somewhat) predicted based on a few characteristics. I spent the last 36 hours straight doing research and compiling data, and now I’m finally ready to prove my conclusion.

“Pink Eyes” from Fucked Up:
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