JADE TREE VS. RELAPSE

As summer slowly fades and fall sets in across the country, our last dash attempts to claim softball glory seem few and far between. But on Saturday September 11th in a burst of sports genius, the entire staff of Jade Tree along with special assists Andy Mackie (Paint It Black), Teeter Sperber, and Paul Delaney (Kill Your Idols, None More Black) took off our safety gloves and challenged the bitches at to have it out once and for all.

The stage was set for a classic softball show down, lines were drawn and after hours of training and a few minutes of stretching Tim Owen, Darren Walters, David Wagenschutz, Mehron Moqtaderi, and iron mitt Charles Kaericher II took to the field. It seemed though that the sneaks in Relapse had a secret weapon brewing with promotion guru Carl Schultz and we simply could not find solid ground, giving up 9 runs in the first inning alone. A few highlights proceeded including Kaericher’s tasteful home run and Walter’s hilarious, seemingly pointless childbirth hitting stance, but when the sun set and the smoke cleared it was Relapse 24 & Jade Tree 10.

Now all we have are these video reminders and the knowledge that, unlike some labels, Team Jade Tree played by the rules and kept it clean!

Until next year….

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