JADE TREE EMPLOYEE INVOLVED IN CAR RELATED INCIDENTS

Jade Tree’s Office Manager, Christopher McCann, was spotted being forcibly removed from the local Subaru dealer’s lot one lazy Sunday afternoon last week. It appears that Christopher had casually removed his pants in full view of the sales associates on duty before entering a Winestone 2001 Subaru Legacy Wagon. When approached, a horrified salesperson, one “Mr. Wasserman”, caught Christopher deeply inhaling the new car smell while fondling the steering column. He was then immediately ejected from the premises by local law enforcement. That same weekend, Mr. McCann was also seen walking home at 2 AM after his current automobile, a Blue Subaru 1986 GL, was towed for outstanding parking violations. When reached for a comment, Christopher replied only with, “Ahhhh, this is ridiculous!”